officialwhitemufasa

fuckinq:

i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one

bruinthecup:

minneapolisatmidnight:

bruinthecup:

a bOY WAS TRYING TO SEXT ME LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS ON PAIN MEDS OMG HELP

**bad language b careful b4 reading**

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this is the best thing ive seen all week

this is it.  this is my legacy.

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

doctorsilencewillfall:

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

I Hate When People Type Like This, Why Are You Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word? This Isn’t A Title Of A Book Or Song, Do You Not Respect Proper Grammar? We’re Not Animals, We Live In A Society For Fuck’s Sake

doctorsilencewillfall:

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

I Hate When People Type Like This, Why Are You Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word? This Isn’t A Title Of A Book Or Song, Do You Not Respect Proper Grammar? We’re Not Animals, We Live In A Society For Fuck’s Sake

plug:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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j5h:

ugly:

token:

who is the most ugly tumblr user?

haha i think that would be me

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spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

This is how the rain looks like when you’re up there.

aphotyc-shades:

sadisticmagidan:

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BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE.

I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.

fuck this place in particular 

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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